Monday, April 19, 2010

It puts the lotion on its skin......again

I am not a prude, in fact I enjoy being naked, I wish I could be naked or at least topless at all times but society says that is unacceptable and for good reason.  My nice, english literacy faking, anti-headphone wearing, asian roommate does not follow society's rules....at least not in our room.

The girl who was too shy to change anywhere but in the comforts of our closet is now forcing her nudity on me.  No, it's not hot....it's not even remotely hot.  It is 20 minutes of akward lotioning and slapping of skin, all taking place 2 feet from my computer.  I swear to all that is unholy, if I have to see this bitch lotion her crevices one more time, I won't need a job.  I will just turn my fucking webcam on and start charging creepy men to see the show.  Afterall it is a show, the fucking door is wide open, just walk by and see her snatch, she doesn't care, she'll just keep on lotioning!!!!!!!!!!!

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