Will _____ For Cash!

My London fairytale comes with a hefty pricetag, a tag I have ignored for a little too long.  There are the trips, the inappropriate tipping, the excessive bar taps, the Primark obsession, and the pastries and pies diet....they all add up.  And as I studying for a finance exam, I realize very quickly how fucked I am.  1,700 pounds until September....no that doesn't include rent but still....I am fucked.

So its time for this gal to work, the only problem is I don't know where, well that and the fact that I lack any necessary motivation to do so.

I'm not looking for a career here, I'm looking for cash.  I need to either find something fast or start charging Beni for sex.  Or convince him that dating a call girl is completely acceptable.

So my options are: 

Call Girl:  The idea that I would have to take orders doesn't exactly sit well...maybe I could specialize in giving the orders...just a thought

Bar Bitch:  They don't tip here so I don't see the point it getting dolled up to serve beer to drunks without the hope of flirting for tips plus I only find drunk people amusing if I am one of those drunks

Pamphlet Peddler:  They are everywhere, they boast 1000 pounds a week, but I hate those people so why would I want to be one.

English Teacher:  It is my first language but I speak it badly, all Americans do according to the Brits so that's out

Waitress:  Again no tips, I have no balance so carrying trays of food may not be one of my many talents

A stripper:  Do you think there is a market for strippers with a slight fupa?  Maybe they have hooters over here, I will have to look into that....

So all 5 of you reading this....got any suggestions?  Does anyone want to pay me to do something????

I am a team player, what some might call a leader, my ability to motivate others have brought about case race victories, beer olympic championships and I have on many occasions organized day drinking events.  I am willing to shamelessly flirt and show cleavage for the benefit of others.  I'm a hardworker, you will never see me bail out early or succomb to a hangover (well that's a lie, everyone does every now and then).  I like unneccessary competition, arguing for fun, and stirring up a smidge of trouble.  I believe I can bring excitment, well at least entertaining stories to any position.  Oh and I'm pretty smart, does being in college for 8 years count for anything?

References available upon request.....