The sex gods are smiting me...it's bad enough that I have to teach a boy the tricks of cunnilyngus but now I'm just being punished for having sex on a regular basis. I woke up this morning with the unmistakable pain of a UTI, this is a wonderful addition to the swine flu I'm developing thanks to my roommate and her germs. As if sneezing and coughing nonstop wasn't enough, now I get to feel like I'm going to pee myself all day, oh and then there is the pain when I actually do have to pee. Women really do get to have all the fun: pushing something the size of a watermelon out of our vaginas, birth control, cramps, having to carry a supply of tampons at all times, UTIs and it's even hard to pee outside without getting pee on your shoes. It's not even remotely close to fair!
So my immune system and vagina are tagteaming me, revolting against my blissful attitude, and ultimately making me hate my life today. Someone please remind me why it's better to be a girl....
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